Mini Bio: So I was at a bar the other night, and I saw this very attractive woman sitting by herself. I went over to her and said: 'hi, you know if I could rearrange the aplphabet I would make the first part spell my name and use the rest of the letters for words like gay, and penis and such, because then everyone would have to learn my name in school and the rest would be funny.' Then i realized that I really don't think I'd ever have the opportunity to rearrange the alphabet, and I was sad.