Mini Bio: What can i say about me? Hmmm... When I talk dirty to a man, it's £3.95 a minute, so save up. I would also say that i am probably the best meat eater in the world! (Wink Wink). QUESTION!.....How are men and parking spaces alike? The good ones are always taken.... and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small. Finally, something to keep in mind... Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. The Moral of the story is...'in life no one helps you once you're fucked!'